Dan Slinky

Welcome to my corner of the World Wide Web. Among the vast digital landscape, this website stands as my personal mySpace - a blend of professionalism and personality. Inspired by Mary Poppins' philosophy, I believe in infusing every task with a touch of enjoyment, turning work into a delightful adventure.

I'm known as Slinky, a mix of Eeyore and a dash of T̨͈͗̌ͥḣ̖̻͛̓ā̤̓̍͘ṇ̤͛̒̍o̯̱̊͊͢s̠҉͍͊ͅ'' snap. While my hardware may be considered legacy, it's ripe for upgrades to meet evolving demands. Whether navigating the digital realm on my trusty iPad Pro or exploring the possibilities of Asahi Fedora on my MacBook Pro, I embrace technology with gusto.

One of my cherished reads is jPod, reflecting my eclectic taste. Join me on my journey via GitHub, where I document my job hunt under @danslinky's Job Hunt. Feel free to engage, comment, or spark discussions - it's all about the collective journey forward.

Current Project Diagram

The active project currently looks something like this:

classDiagram
  Slinky <|-- Government:is helping
  Website <|-- Recruiter:is visiting
  Role <--> Recruiter:might have
  Slinky <--> Website:is building
  Slinky : +String name
  Slinky : +String phoneNumber
  Slinky : +String emailAlias
  Slinky : +String domain
  Slinky: +acquireDoorPass()
  Address "" <-- "" Slinky:lives at
  Resume "" <-- "" Slinky:has a
  class Government{
    +int passportNumber
    +int universalCreditNumber
    +int preferredSalary
    +isEligibleToWork()
    +getResume()
  }
  class Website {
    +String subdomain
    +Markdown resume
    -validate()
    +outputAsHTML()
  }
  class www{
    +String html
  }
  class rtfm{
    +String resume
  }
  class Cloudflare{ }
  class GitHub{ }

  rtfm "" <-- "" Cloudflare:CI/CD
  www "" <-- "" GitHub:GitOps

  Website "H" <-- "T" www
  Website "T" <-- "P" rtfm

  class Recruiter{
    +getRole()
    -validate()
    +outputAsInterview()
  }
  class Role{
    +String role
    +String employer
    +String description
    +bigInt salary
    -validate()
    +outputAsConversation()
  }
  class Resume{
    +String pitch
    +String skills
    +Blob   experience
    +String hobbies
    -validate()
    +outputAsMarkdown()
  }
  class Address{
    +String street
    +String city
    +String state
    +int postalCode
    +String country
    -validate()
    +outputAsLabel()  
  }

Friends

1. Tom

  stateDiagram-v2
  state fork_state <<fork>>
    Dan --> fork_state
    fork_state --> www
    fork_state --> rtfm
    fork_state --> Klaus

    state join_state <<join>>
    www --> join_state
    rtfm --> join_state
    Klaus --> join_state
    join_state --> Slinky
    Slinky --> [*]

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Jokes

dig +short txt udp-joke.danslinky.co.uk

PRs welcome.